On a bus from Bnai Brak to Jerusalem full of Hassidim, a pretty
young lady in a skimpy outfit boards the bus- and has no choice but to sit
next to Hassid . He squirms a while, then reaches into his knapsack and hands her
an apple. . . .. . . . "What's this?" she inquires. "An apple." He replies
"Why did you give me an apple?" she persists. "Because, until Eve ate the apple,
she didn't realize she was naked."
young lady in a skimpy outfit boards the bus- and has no choice but to sit
next to Hassid . He squirms a while, then reaches into his knapsack and hands her
an apple. . . .. . . . "What's this?" she inquires. "An apple." He replies
"Why did you give me an apple?" she persists. "Because, until Eve ate the apple,
she didn't realize she was naked."
The next morning, she again boards the same bus making the same
run to Jerusalem. This time she is better attired, sits down next to the same Hassid, and hands him an apple. "What's this?" he asks suspiciously. "An apple," she shoots back. "Why an apple?" he inquires.
run to Jerusalem. This time she is better attired, sits down next to the same Hassid, and hands him an apple. "What's this?" he asks suspiciously. "An apple," she shoots back. "Why an apple?" he inquires.
"Because until Adam ate the apple, he didn't know he had to work for a living."
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