Hymie says to Moishe: ‘We’ve been friends for years. I’d do anything for you. If I had two houses I’d give you one.’
‘That’s very kind,’ says Moishe.
‘No problem,’ says Hymie, ‘if I had two cars, I’d give you one.’
‘What if you had two chickens?’ asks Moishe.
‘You putz,’ says Hymie. ‘You know I’ve got two chickens.
‘That’s very kind,’ says Moishe.
‘No problem,’ says Hymie, ‘if I had two cars, I’d give you one.’
‘What if you had two chickens?’ asks Moishe.
‘You putz,’ says Hymie. ‘You know I’ve got two chickens.
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